All cute and shit.
Today is the day I promise to laugh at all of dad’s jokes.
Today is my father’s birthday.
Happy birthday to the best man in the world.
I love you, dad.
I’ve always been open about how broke I am. But in order to live my dreams out, I need a bigger savings.
Unfortunately I also want new clothes.
Fortunately Kmart sells $3 shirts and I have a sharpie.
This bitch will be drawing her own fucking shirts x.
Was she asking for it? Was she asking nice?
I’m not sure if it’s possible to over think sleep, but if it is I am.
It turns out that it’s kind of impossible to find the perfect base dress to make a Little Sister costume.
Looks like everything will be from scratch.
Halloween, come at me, bro.
I’m sick and home alone.
It’s an awesome day outside.
Fuck it. I’m gonna go read outside.
Today is one of those rare days that I am wearing a g-string.
Today, unlike many other days, I pull up my falling pants.
Today, I gave myself an atomic wedgie attempting to pull up my pants and forgetting that I am wearing a string in my butt.
So, my neighbours have a pool and a palm tree in their backyard.
From my second story bedroom window I get a lovely view of how their pool lights up their tree.
Tonight I get up to take a picture of its prettiness.
I take one photo before I realise my neighbour is down there staring up at me.
I was so upset over him ruining my awesome pic with his face that I slowly backed away.