I’m sick and home alone.
It’s an awesome day outside.
Fuck it. I’m gonna go read outside.
Today is one of those rare days that I am wearing a g-string.
Today, unlike many other days, I pull up my falling pants.
Today, I gave myself an atomic wedgie attempting to pull up my pants and forgetting that I am wearing a string in my butt.
So, my neighbours have a pool and a palm tree in their backyard.
From my second story bedroom window I get a lovely view of how their pool lights up their tree.
Tonight I get up to take a picture of its prettiness.
I take one photo before I realise my neighbour is down there staring up at me.
I was so upset over him ruining my awesome pic with his face that I slowly backed away.
I’m afraid to tag search for Dexter right now because I haven’t caught up and I don’t wanna spoil it for myself :(
Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
Fan 2: I know. I know.
When this week is over, I’m going to let myself have an awesome breakdown.
I believe that I’ve earned it.